American Idol

[OSUFan]

This is the last year I'm watching this show. It is obvious, if it wasn't a few weeks before, that the judges have their favorites and are going to do absolutely everything to push their favorites to the finals.

It was quite obvious that Kris was dumbfounded by the judges criticism and more than a little pissed. And what was the deal with having Kris and Danny sing their duet before their solos. They didn't get to rest their voices like Adam and Allison did and had to go right into their solo performances.

Also, I'm so tired of Simon's behavior. If he wants to be an asshole and speak his mind to the contestants, then fine but cut out the goofing off with Paula. If he is serious about who he wants to win, then be serious on the show. All that crap with Paula is just stupid and annoying.

Hell, last night will be the last AI show I'm watching. I'm tired of it.

[Verb]

Ya know, Fan, I had some of the same thoughts. Where did "Danny was better than Kris" come from? The duet was great, and they both sounded equally good.

I'm just feeling pretty jaded about the whole season. Seems like it was decided early on that the final will be Adam and Danny, and that Adam has already been decided as the winner, and there's not much point in watching until then.

[legelegel]

Come on, OSUFan, we know that you love it. We understand that Simon can upset almost anyone, but he is in part what keeps you coming back.

[bleedorange]

They've always tried to tilt the voting towards their preferred choices with their comments. This year it's just a little more obvious.

I think the show's about to implode anyway. There's all kinds of rumors about Simon, Paula, and Kara any/all leaving. With all of the new twists and turns this year, I think it has pretty much jumped the shark.

[PokesFanatic]

The finals should be Adam and Allison, but it will very likely come down to Adam versus Danny because the judges continue to prop him up. I just don't get it. The guy isn't that versatile and he really isn't all that good, IMO. However, I'm sure the producers want the drama of choir boy Danny vs. the dramatic and gay Adam. I personally couldn't give a crap what one's proclivities are or what another's previous occupation was. It should be about the singing. Well, it wouldn't be high drama if it actually came down to the contest, now would it?

[OSUFan]

Tonight was a first of firsts as Adam Lambert farted his song for this week's theme of Broadway Songs. A stunned audience bursted into laughter numerous times as fart after fart came out for Lambert's version of "Summer Nights" from the musical Grease.

A gushing Paula Abdul had only high praise for Lambert who was all smiles after the performance. "Adam, you are a star and no matter where it comes out... you just exude music!" said Abdul. "Did I detect a tint of garlic?"

Simon Cowell had even more praise for Lambert. "This was the best performance tonight, without a doubt. You reminded me a lot of me after a hearty dish of bread and butter pudding. I'm not sure I like the plaid pants but it was a memorable performance that I'm sure will get you into the finals. Congrats!"

"Dawg! That was the bomb! I'd hold up my lighter and light it but dawg... what did you eat?!"

Kara was in tears and was speechless.

[SeaOfOrange]

Tonight was a first of firsts as Adam Lambert farted his song for this week's theme of Broadway Songs. A stunned audience bursted into laughter numerous times as fart after fart came out for Lambert's version of "Summer Nights" from the musical Grease.

A gushing Paula Abdul had only high praise for Lambert who was all smiles after the performance. "Adam, you are a star and no matter where it comes out... you just exude music!" said Abdul. "Did I detect a tint of garlic?"

Simon Cowell had even more praise for Lambert. "This was the best performance tonight, without a doubt. You reminded me a lot of me after a hearty dish of bread and butter pudding. I'm not sure I like the plaid pants but it was a memorable performance that I'm sure will get you into the finals. Congrats!"

"Dawg! That was the bomb! I'd hold up my lighter and light it but dawg... what did you eat?!"

Kara was in tears and was speechless.

That was some funny shite, right there. Problem is, if Adam farted, nobody would hear it. It would just sound like a breeze through a window screen. Do I have to spell or draw it out for you?





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[FalseGod]

Calm down people. It matters not who wins, they are all going to get albums and will all sell millions. Dany will sell millions of gospel albums to old church ladies, Adam will sell to the gay community and Allison will sell to all the middle aged guys creeping up on ODB status. Oh and Kris will sell to all the college kids and guys who wish they were still in college or wish they had gone to college, but smoke too much pot to fill out an application.