CoachOSU
05-01-2009, 01:59 PM
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By Hans Solo
Contributing Reporter
(AP) Norman, Oklahoma- Today, the University of Oklahoma was found to be guilty of major infractions including: sucking, drug dealing, illegal internet rapping, and inablility to win big games. The infractions were repoted to NCAA rules committee today. The punishment is pending from the NCAA but they can range anywhere from fines, loss of games, or the most brutual punishment, giving Bob Stoops another talk show.
Some fellow Big 12 coaches had these responses. "This doesn't surprise me, I mean clearly the NFL likes his players more than he does." Mike Leach, Texas Tech head coach stated. Leach went on to talk about it for the next 5 hours without taking a breath.
"I am glad we don't ever do this here. I mean they can't have a high class program like we do here" stated Mack Brown, University of Texas head coach. Brown had more to say but the interview was cut short by the announcement of early release from the county jail of his tailbacks and defensive backfield due to overcrowding.
Mangino, head University of Kansas coach, decline comment about the matter but did inform us that he had 12 Subway sandwiches for lunch has yet to lose weight like Jared.
When asked to comment, Stoops refused to speak about the charges but instead choose to text message the paper 1,325 times. This ended when he found out that we were in fact not a 10th grade football recruit.
We will keep you up-to-date on this stunning turn of events.
By Hans Solo
Contributing Reporter
(AP) Norman, Oklahoma- Today, the University of Oklahoma was found to be guilty of major infractions including: sucking, drug dealing, illegal internet rapping, and inablility to win big games. The infractions were repoted to NCAA rules committee today. The punishment is pending from the NCAA but they can range anywhere from fines, loss of games, or the most brutual punishment, giving Bob Stoops another talk show.
Some fellow Big 12 coaches had these responses. "This doesn't surprise me, I mean clearly the NFL likes his players more than he does." Mike Leach, Texas Tech head coach stated. Leach went on to talk about it for the next 5 hours without taking a breath.
"I am glad we don't ever do this here. I mean they can't have a high class program like we do here" stated Mack Brown, University of Texas head coach. Brown had more to say but the interview was cut short by the announcement of early release from the county jail of his tailbacks and defensive backfield due to overcrowding.
Mangino, head University of Kansas coach, decline comment about the matter but did inform us that he had 12 Subway sandwiches for lunch has yet to lose weight like Jared.
When asked to comment, Stoops refused to speak about the charges but instead choose to text message the paper 1,325 times. This ended when he found out that we were in fact not a 10th grade football recruit.
We will keep you up-to-date on this stunning turn of events.