OSUFan
02-02-2009, 01:45 PM
A woman was walking through her new house with the contractor. As they
walked through rooms, she told him what color she wanted him to paint
each room. In the bedroom she said, "I think this would be nice in a
cream." The contractor stuck his head out of the window and yelled,
"GREEN SIDE UP!"
This perplexed the woman. They moved to the living room and she said,
"I would love rose in this area."
Again the contractor strolled over to the window and yelled, "GREEN
SIDE UP!" Again the woman was confused but did not say anything. As
they walked into the kitchen she proudly announced that she wanted
this room to be, " a glorious shade of mauve." Once again the
contractor went to the window and yelled, "GREEN SIDE UP!"
Finally she could not stand this anymore.
"Why are you shouting GREEN SIDE UP out every window of this house?"
He replied, "I'm sorry. I have a crew of OU students laying sod across
the street."
walked through rooms, she told him what color she wanted him to paint
each room. In the bedroom she said, "I think this would be nice in a
cream." The contractor stuck his head out of the window and yelled,
"GREEN SIDE UP!"
This perplexed the woman. They moved to the living room and she said,
"I would love rose in this area."
Again the contractor strolled over to the window and yelled, "GREEN
SIDE UP!" Again the woman was confused but did not say anything. As
they walked into the kitchen she proudly announced that she wanted
this room to be, " a glorious shade of mauve." Once again the
contractor went to the window and yelled, "GREEN SIDE UP!"
Finally she could not stand this anymore.
"Why are you shouting GREEN SIDE UP out every window of this house?"
He replied, "I'm sorry. I have a crew of OU students laying sod across
the street."