CaliforniaCowboy
12-23-2008, 08:34 AM
Okay, okay it's Pete Fiutak... but some of it is funny..
HOLIDAY BOWL:
Oklahoma State: A defection to the Big 12 North, with the story to be reported by Jenni Carlson.
Oregon: A quarterback who doesn’t have the life expectancy of a Spinal Tap drummer.
BIG 12:
Baylor: A few more finds like Robert Griffin
Colorado: Chris Petersen
Missouri: More players named Chase
Iowa State: A quick and convenient end to the Gene Chizik era with some mind-numbed program stepping in to take him away. Wait, you got that? Then shoot for the stars and ask for the Red Rider BB gun
Kansas: Bill Snyder to come back from the cobwebs to take over again at
Kansas State … Santa visited early.
Kansas State: The right JUCO transfers to come in and mesh with all the other JUCO transfers
Nebraska: The defense to have Bo Pelini’s temper
Oklahoma: A double-digit Texas loss to Ohio State in the Fiesta Bowl to put an end to the Longhorn whining/rock-solid talking point.
Texas: A case of Stickum for Blake Gideon.
Texas A&M: R.C. Slocum.
Texas Tech: Taylor Potts to Detron Lewis to become the new Graham Harrell to Michael Crabtree
FUTURE OPPONENTS:
Washington State: A run defense, a passing attack, a takeaway, a drive without a turnover, a pass rush, an offensive lineman who can protect the passer, a punt returner, and a running back.
Georgia: A crowbar to open up the slammed shut window of national title opportunity the program had with future Detroit Lion QB Matthew Stafford under center and Knowshon Moreno in the backfield
Tulsa: The David Johnson of the first 12 games of the season.
NCAA:
California: For the NCAA to take five minutes off from its treasure bath and understand why the words Reggie and Bush and New Era Sports & Entertainment all go together
HOLIDAY BOWL:
Oklahoma State: A defection to the Big 12 North, with the story to be reported by Jenni Carlson.
Oregon: A quarterback who doesn’t have the life expectancy of a Spinal Tap drummer.
BIG 12:
Baylor: A few more finds like Robert Griffin
Colorado: Chris Petersen
Missouri: More players named Chase
Iowa State: A quick and convenient end to the Gene Chizik era with some mind-numbed program stepping in to take him away. Wait, you got that? Then shoot for the stars and ask for the Red Rider BB gun
Kansas: Bill Snyder to come back from the cobwebs to take over again at
Kansas State … Santa visited early.
Kansas State: The right JUCO transfers to come in and mesh with all the other JUCO transfers
Nebraska: The defense to have Bo Pelini’s temper
Oklahoma: A double-digit Texas loss to Ohio State in the Fiesta Bowl to put an end to the Longhorn whining/rock-solid talking point.
Texas: A case of Stickum for Blake Gideon.
Texas A&M: R.C. Slocum.
Texas Tech: Taylor Potts to Detron Lewis to become the new Graham Harrell to Michael Crabtree
FUTURE OPPONENTS:
Washington State: A run defense, a passing attack, a takeaway, a drive without a turnover, a pass rush, an offensive lineman who can protect the passer, a punt returner, and a running back.
Georgia: A crowbar to open up the slammed shut window of national title opportunity the program had with future Detroit Lion QB Matthew Stafford under center and Knowshon Moreno in the backfield
Tulsa: The David Johnson of the first 12 games of the season.
NCAA:
California: For the NCAA to take five minutes off from its treasure bath and understand why the words Reggie and Bush and New Era Sports & Entertainment all go together