SOONER Jokes!!!

[cow-pokes]

Q. How many Oklahoma Sooner Fans does it take to make popcorn?
A. Over 100. One to hold the pan, three to shake the stove,
one to hide the bong as the police arrive and the rest to complain
that they missed the recruiting party.

Did you hear about the new honor system at Oklahoma University?
Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor.

Q: What does a tornado and a Sooner cheerleader have in common?
A: They both eventually end up in a trailer park.

Q: How many Sooner players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.


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[snuffy]

Did you know that you can't spell Douche Bag without OU?
:ousucksnana::ousucksnana::ousucksnana:

[OSUFan]

Some old ones:

Do you know what a sooner fan calls foreplay? "Brace yourself, Emily Lou!"

Do you know what the first thing an ou cheerleader does in the morning? "Puts on her clothes and walks back home."

[cow-pokes]

Q: What does a OU football player call a lucky play?
A: Having sex with a longhorn cheerleader.

[bleedorange]

Sooner family out shopping.

The son picks up an OSU shirt and declares to sis..."I'm gonna be an OSU Cowboy!!!" She hauls off and slugs him. He says..."I'll just go tell Mom!"

The son goes to Mom, shows her his new shirt and declares..."I'm gonna be an OSU Cowboy!!!" She hauls off and slugs him. He says..."I'll just go tell Dad!"

The son goes to Dad, shows him his new shirt and declares..."I'm gonna be an OSU Cowboy!!!" He hauls off and slugs him, and says "I hope you've learned something here!"

The son says, "Yes I have! I've only been a Cowboy for five minutes and I already HATE you assholes!!"

[SeaOfOrange]

Q: How do you get a sooner off your front porch?



A: Pay for your pizza.

[pistolpete2002]

Q: There's 3 uo football players in a car, a QB, CB and LB, who's driving??


A: A police officer.





Q: What do you say to a sooner in a 3piece suit??

A: Will the defendant please rise.

[GoPokes83]

3 land thieves are sitting behind an abandoned mobile home park in Norman shooting up drugs with the same needle. A woman walks by and says "Arent you 3 afraid of getting AIDS?" "No ma'am" the goons reply, "We're wearing condoms."

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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an ou sooner.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were sooners too. No one really knowing what a land thief was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristin has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not a sooner."

Then, asks the teacher, what are you?

"Why, I'm an OSU Cowboy," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red.

She asks Kristin why she isn't going along with the rest of the class.
"Well, my mom and dad are Pokes, so I'm a Cowboy too."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

"Then," says Kristin, "I'd be a Sooner."

[76374_Poke]

A smart ou fan, a dumb ou fan and Santa Claus are walking down the street one day when they see a $10 bill on the ground. Now, who bends over and picks it up?
The dumb sooner, because the other two don't exist.

[Displacedpoke]

A Sooner and a Texas A&M aggie jump off a 50 story building who hits 1st?












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