Release the pigeons....

[JimBob]

let the games begin!!

Our competent adult supervision just left for a week in Plymouth, Mass. The poodle and gnome are home alone!:officechair:

[jakeman]

Uh, someone one, please, put the fire department on stand by.

[WyomingOSUAlum]

Now get the moderator password for this board. We're taking over, baby!

[JimBob]

Day 2 - the house is still standing and I'm not out of beer.:cool-smiley-027:

[bleedorange]

Day 2 - the house is still standing and I'm not out of beer.:cool-smiley-027:

Sounds like you're doing something wrong.

[osupsycho]

Day 2 - the house is still standing and I'm not out of beer.:cool-smiley-027:

Yeah but how many times have the police been called???

[jakeman]

You ain't drinking enough beer!

[WyomingOSUAlum]

Yeah, but are you drunk again or still drunk from last night ?????

[rodbakeriii]

let the games begin!!

Our competent adult supervision just left for a week in Plymouth, Mass. The poodle and gnome are home alone!:officechair:


For the first time, I fear for the poodle...

[JimBob]

For the first time, I fear for the poodle...


You are correct. I don't know how a 40-pound dog can take up so much bed space, but if she gets cross-wise again tonight and tries to push me off the edge of the bed, there's gonna be trouble.:wow2:

[SeaOfOrange]

Something tells me you like her cold wet nose in your arse, you sicko!!!!:vomit-smiley-001::officechair::headbang:

[JimBob]

Something tells me you like her cold wet nose in your arse, you sicko!!!!:vomit-smiley-001::officechair::headbang:


She can be "rented", you freakin' perv'!!:food-smiley-004:

[JimBob]

Day 3:

Re-supplied from general store: new 30-pack beer, bag of Skittles, box of Cheez-Its. House standing, poodle alive, no police visit(s).:officechair:

[andyokstate]

Day 3:

...no police visit(s).:officechair:

Yet. ;-)

[WyomingOSUAlum]

And when they finally show up, don't answer the door!

[JimBob]

Order has almost been restored in the Universe; the house is clean! The adult supervisor is MIA as the SWA flight from Chicago that was scheduled for a 7:25 arrival, is now showing as a 10:25 arrival. Methinks she may be a little testy by then!:wow2:

[MemphisPoke]

Order has almost been restored in the Universe; the house is clean! The adult supervisor is MIA as the SWA flight from Chicago that was scheduled for a 7:25 arrival, is now showing as a 10:25 arrival. Methinks she may be a little testy by then!:wow2:


ya think ?

[JimBob]

ya think ?

I thinks it's a given, since she started out mid-morning in Providence, RI.:officechair:

[jakeman]

You better be on your best behavior for a few days.

You and the poodle will be living in one of those porta potties.

Speaking of, have you given any thought to having one delivered again this year, and decorating it with lights and a wreath? You know, just for the holidays. We wouldn't want the neighbors getting all relaxed on us. :cool-smiley-027:

[JimBob]

You better be on your best behavior for a few days.

You and the poodle will be living in one of those porta potties.

Speaking of, have you given any thought to having one delivered again this year, and decorating it with lights and a wreath? You know, just for the holidays. We wouldn't want the neighbors getting all relaxed on us. :cool-smiley-027:

No place to put one this year since landscaping was finished; we'll just have to go with pictures from last year!

[WyomingOSUAlum]

Well, did the hookers make it outta there in time or what?

[bleedorange]

Just wait 'til the cable bill shows up and she sees all those adult pay-per-views. :catfight::thwak: :helpme:

[WyomingOSUAlum]

Reminds me of a joke....


Patient: Doc, you gotta help me. My penis has turned orange.

Doctor: Golly, this could be serious. The tests have all come back negative. We're having trouble identifying the problem here. Have you made any drastic lifestyle changes lately?

Patient: Not really, Doc. The only thing I can think of is that I've been eating a lot of Cheetohs lately and watching a lot of porn. But what's that got to do with.........oh.