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BigBadBen
04-29-2008, 10:18 AM
I'm proud to tell you that I'm being locked up...that's right, I'm going behind bars to help Jerry's Kids© and MDA. To be released on good behavior I have to raise bail and I need your help!

All you have to do is click here (https://www.joinmda.org/duncan2008/benhlavaty/) to make a secure, online donation before 05/21/08. Your donation will help families living in our community and help guarantee me an early release. I can't wait to add you to my list of contributors.

I'm counting on you, click here (https://www.joinmda.org/duncan2008/benhlavaty/) to donate.

Thanks in advance for your help. Don't hesitate to call or email me with any questions.

Together we'll make a difference,
Ben Hlavaty

If the link above does not work, please cut and paste the address below into the address bar of your Internet browser.

https://www.joinmda.org/duncan2008/benhlavaty/
AnniePokely
04-29-2008, 11:35 AM
I'll pay to keep you in there. How do i do that?
BigBadBen
04-29-2008, 11:38 AM
A few people have mentioned that.............


$1600 for an hour, so how bout $7,500 for all day (8 hours)?



Bring it!
AnniePokely
04-29-2008, 11:52 AM
For that amount i could just have you whacked!


:cool-smiley-027:
bleedorange
04-29-2008, 12:23 PM
I recommend you NOT wear your dress in that jail. ;)
Ivan
04-29-2008, 12:30 PM
Done.
BigBadBen
04-29-2008, 12:44 PM
For that amount i could just have you whacked!

But that wont help Jerry's kids.


I recommend you NOT wear your dress in that jail.

From what I understand I will actually be in there with about a dozen women, so the dress could work to my advantage.


Done.

Thanks Ivan!
Ivan
04-29-2008, 01:05 PM
Also I just wanted to thank you for what you're doing here. My brother has MD, and when pay day comes around I will most likely donate more to ya.
BigBadBen
04-29-2008, 01:25 PM
You are the man!
bleedorange
04-29-2008, 01:39 PM
From what I understand I will actually be in there with about a dozen women, so the dress could work to my advantage.

And you are trying to get bailed OUT?

You're a strange cat, Ben.

;)
BigBadBen
04-29-2008, 03:09 PM
Well, stay if I stay in jail too long, I will be going home to the executioner.
AnniePokely
04-29-2008, 06:48 PM
But that wont help Jerry's kids.






I help Jerry's kids every year, but i'd be more than happy to support you with money.
bumpas34
04-30-2008, 09:14 AM
Well, stay if I stay in jail too long, I will be going home to the executioner.


Don't worry I'll take care of her while your locked up! :party-smiley-018:
BigBadBen
04-30-2008, 02:28 PM
You know, your son looks a lot like me when I was a kid.

weird huh?
BackHomePoke
04-30-2008, 08:23 PM
You know, your son looks a lot like me when I was a kid.

weird huh?

Don't know if you have stretched much upward!;)
bumpas34
05-01-2008, 07:18 AM
Don't know if you have stretched much upward!;)


THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! :cool-smiley-027:
BigBadBen
05-02-2008, 09:32 AM
Since this thread has veered waaaaaaay off course, later this afternoon, I will unsticky it & create a new thread where I will update daily with my current "bail".

All kidding aside, lets see if we can join together and raise $1600!

Thanks
FloridaPoke
05-03-2008, 10:59 AM
Many years ago I had my best friend locked up.......with a very mean twist.

He worked at his father-in-law's oil and gas company.

I had the police come arrest him at the company for failure to pay paternity to an 18 year old girl.

Father in law wasn't all too happy with that one :)
BigBadBen
05-03-2008, 12:19 PM
Many years ago I had my best friend locked up.......with a very mean twist.

He worked at his father-in-law's oil and gas company.

I had the police come arrest him at the company for failure to pay paternity to an 18 year old girl.

Father in law wasn't all too happy with that one :)



Pay my bail & you can have me arrested (for MDA) for whatever you want! :D