hey there poke fans

[acefin]

I am new here and i want to discuss osu sports . First , let me say that i have vision problems so please bare with me , i have bifocals that i hate and will be replacing soon .
let me say that i want to compliment our basketball team for there last win there seems to be better depth this year. i know some may be unhappy with the current team but i think i will let this season play out before i make any comments on coaching.
as to football I am crushed that donnovan woods didnt get to makea bigger impact then what he did but he is still a good player and should be picked up a nfl team . it seems as when a woods boy was a senior their production drops for some reason or another . i am tryin to get some pictures of my five favorite football players so i can have my cousin paint a picture of them on a old 30 gal metal milk can . the trouble is it may take me a while fo find what i need.
is there a place where i can get some photos of dantrel savage, brandon pettigrew and adarious bowman? i would like to get a photo of all three woods brothers and the late darrent williams and vernon grant .

anyways I am ready for okla state to have a break out season in any sport but i really want us to beat texas in football and if we fix the defense i think we will win soon.

[Verb]

Welcome, Ace. I know what you're saying about the vision stuff--I've had to start wearing reading glasses for close up, and it makes me so mad! Seems like I can never find a pair, even though I bought about ten at the dollar store!

Hopefully, someone can help you out with your photos and questions!

[AnniePokely]

Hi there Ace! Welcome to the board!~

[barryrules]

Great to have you join us! Good luck in finding the pictures you are looking for. When you get that painted you need to post pictures for us to see.

[SeaOfOrange]

TBonerPoke40 Alert!!!!!

[acefin]

Great to have you join us! Good luck in finding the pictures you are looking for. When you get that painted you need to post pictures for us to see.

thanks for the welcome and I intend to share the paing with you guys , but it will probally be a 1 year or two before i can get dont . my cousin is a artist and a good one , its finding the milk cans in good condition to use for the project .
i was hopeing to use house plants and special nick nacks and a grow light or whatnot and make a tribute to darrent and vernon grant.

[JimBob]

TBonerPoke40 Alert!!!!!


Ka-ching, we have a winner. I couldn't recall the name, but the rest of the crap's the same.:eek:

[CoachOSU]

JimBob-

What does the dog jumping off the porch suppose to mean? Been sitting here trying to figure it out, Does it have a certain meaning or is it just a random picture??... pretty dog by the way

[Verb]

You don't see the symbolism? It means that...well, poodles can fly!

[BigBadBen]

Its not a dog, its a hamster on roids.
:D

[Boss 24]

I saw JimBob's dog on the History Channel the other night.

Here's the link, look for mutant canines.

http://http://www.history.com/genericContent.do?id=56213

[MemphisPoke]

JimBob-

What does the dog jumping off the porch suppose to mean? Been sitting here trying to figure it out, Does it have a certain meaning or is it just a random picture??... pretty dog by the way

Many years ago JimBob wanted to attach a picture to his post. He knew he wanted a picture of something that was pretty and was "clean" and was interesting.

Well he knew he couldn't attach a picture of himself in that:
1) he wasn't pretty.
2) he wasn't "clean" (can you spell dirty old man)
3) he dang sure isn't interesting.

After much thought and concentration and a multitude of beers he came up with a picture of the family dog. Many think that the dog is jumping off the porch in the picture but I have it on good authority that JimBob "goosed" that poor dog to get the picture.

Now where ever JimBob and the dog go people say to themselves: "Who is that 'yeech' guy with Gypsy the flying poodle"?

The dog truly has taken on a life of it's own.







:D:D:D

[acefin]

TBonerPoke40 Alert!!!!!


who is tbone ? do you have a grudge against this person?

[CoachOSU]

Many years ago JimBob wanted to attach a picture to his post. He knew he wanted a picture of something that was pretty and was "clean" and was interesting.

Well he knew he couldn't attach a picture of himself in that:
1) he wasn't pretty.
2) he wasn't "clean" (can you spell dirty old man)
3) he dang sure isn't interesting.

After much thought and concentration and a multitude of beers he came up with a picture of the family dog. Many think that the dog is jumping off the porch in the picture but I have it on good authority that JimBob "goosed" that poor dog to get the picture.

Now where ever JimBob and the dog go people say to themselves: "Who is that 'yeech' guy with Gypsy the flying poodle"?

The dog truly has taken on a life of it's own.







:D:D:D



Thanks for clearing that up... I was gonna go with the when poodles fly analogy but thought I had better ask first .. . I am going to have to add a picture too... maybe a midget going into a big and tall store??? What you think

[backPhil]

TBonerPoke40 Alert!!!!!

nisakat2 Alert:eek:

[bremmel]

nisakat2 Alert:eek:

I hope not:(

[JimBob]

Thanks for clearing that up... I was gonna go with the when poodles fly analogy but thought I had better ask first .. . I am going to have to add a picture too... maybe a midget going into a big and tall store??? What you think


Sorry I missed your first post about the poodle, but it looks like a few clowns took up the slack. She really can fly!;)

[MemphisPoke]

She really can fly!;)








When goosed.



:D

[JimBob]

When goosed.



:D

O.k, it's time to clear the air. She's not a tri-delt; she doesn't have to be touched "in strange places" to get a response.:D

[MemphisPoke]

In the picture of the wonderful flying Gypsy below her belly and partially (barely touching the rim of) covered by the terra cotta pot is a clear tall thing.

Now I know what it looks like in that picture :eek: but what is it really?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[JimBob]

In the picture of the wonderful flying Gypsy below her belly and partially (barely touching the rim of) covered by the terra cotta pot is a clear tall thing.

Now I know what it looks like in that picture :eek: but what is it really?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Must be a slow night in Tenn.; need any "free" firewood?

It is the base of a sun dial, the top of which is obscured (meaning you can't freakin' see it:p) by massive backyard vegetation.

[MemphisPoke]

Whew, glad you clarified that. Looked like a dildo for a Rhino or something.

[BourbonPoke]

Whew, glad you clarified that. Looked like a dildo for a Rhino or something.

Or Gypsy's play toy! :eek:

[CaliforniaCowboy]

for some odd reason I find myself feeling fortunate to have the signatures turned off.

[Mr. Orange-Power]

Welcome aboard, Ace!

Let me know if these are what you're looking for:


http://widget.slide.com/rdr/1/1/1/W/10000000397298c/1/0/ODNu3LI9xD9odykBD6ca5s58zCQANecT.jpg


http://deco-00.slide.com/r/1/158/dl/AFzJw4vnej9UVltpBetbcaT-u15k6z-A/zoomer.fpg


http://a423.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/43/l_aaad8bf371d96d381e66471874c5de86.jpg



ORANGE-POWER!!!


Mr. OP

[Boss 24]

Whew, glad you clarified that. Looked like a dildo for a Rhino or something.


When I finished laughing I got to wondering just how in the hell do you know what adildo for a Rhino looks like?:p

[acefin]

thanks for photos, I am also planing on getting the stuff to have a painting of Jammal Williams , Kevin Williams and Joqua Thomas as well as the guys i mentioned earlier. now is this the way Joqua is spelled or is it spelled different ?

[Boss 24]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/84/240px-T-bone-cooked-MCB.jpg

[bleedorange]

http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f1j00jiTaKVQyOEgBM/Golf-Tee.jpg

http://www.aplus-flint-river-ranch.com/images/frr-dog-bone-treats.jpg

[barryrules]

thanks for photos, I am also planing on getting the stuff to have a painting of Jammal Williams , Kevin Williams and Joqua Thomas as well as the guys i mentioned earlier. now is this the way Joqua is spelled or is it spelled different ?

I believe it is spelled Jaqua

[MemphisPoke]

When I finished laughing I got to wondering just how in the hell do you know what a dildo for a Rhino looks like?:p

Well actually I don't.....But they are large animals and are quite cranky (or at least that is how they are portrayed on TV) so I just figured that a Rhino Dildo should probably be of adequate length and diameter to make a female Rhino happy.

Which is what JB's object appears to be.



:D

[SeaOfOrange]

http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f1j00jiTaKVQyOEgBM/Golf-Tee.jpg

http://www.aplus-flint-river-ranch.com/images/frr-dog-bone-treats.jpg



Thanks, Dick!!! You owe me a keyboard.