Memphis Poke

[WyomingOSUAlum]

You're being awfully quiet. I don't like it. You're plotting something, aren't you?

[JimBob]

He'd better be working on our book. I'm working on a chapter as we speak:

Do's and don'ts of beer consumption and the Jackson-Pratt drain

:food-smiley-004:

[Mr. Orange-Power]

My favorite pic with Memphis Poke:

http://a110.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/26/l_f50578089c4b3a5ff9d1a7f51b0c7a45.jpg


Memphis is on the left and BIG PETE is on the right!

This was taken in Little Rock at the ASU game.


ORANGE-POWER!!!


Mr. OP

[MemphisPoke]

Actually I am in a state of shock. My luck has always been, shall we say, not the best.

So I have started rehab and physical therapy and who am I saddled with but the two most gorgeous PT's in the entire place. I go 3 times a week and each time before I walk in I pinch myself and say "You have got to be dreaming Al". Then I walk through the door and there they are just waiting for me.

They both like to wear low cut blouses and as they bend over my foot and leg to work on stretching, while I am laying on the mat, they like to talk.......so who am I not to acknowledge them and of course look at them while they talk to me.

They keep asking, "Is this hurting you?" or "Can you feel the stretch?" One of these days I am just going to have to blurt out "Yes, I can feel the stretch but it is not where you are working and No, it doesn't hurt but instead is quite pleasurable"!!

Oh well I may have given too much information here. Yes I am alive just busy in that I am at least putting in hours at work. Must have that income coming in.

Damn why couldn't I have been born rich instead of so damn good looking?

[MemphisPoke]

My favorite pic with Memphis Poke:

http://a110.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/26/l_f50578089c4b3a5ff9d1a7f51b0c7a45.jpg


Memphis is on the left and BIG PETE is on the right!

This was taken in Little Rock at the ASU game.


ORANGE-POWER!!!


Mr. OP

Hey Lee:

The "little" boy whose face is barely in the picture is my son. Remember how small he was?

He is now 13 1/2 years old and is strongly pushing 6' tall. Plays Tight End (has great hands and knows how to block) in football and plays down in the post area in Basketball (clears on average about 15 to 20 rebounds per game). Yeah, he is going to pass his old man in height. And he bleeds ORANGE.

Raising him right!!!

[Verb]

You sound VERY, er, "healthy" to me, Al. I do believe your recovery is coming along quite nicely! :D

[WyomingOSUAlum]

Now I'm even more worried. The drugs have increased his pervness level. Dear God.

Hey, can I have some of those drugs?????

[MemphisPoke]

Now that we could probably work out. I have enough Pain Killers to choke a horse. Everything from Morphine to Percocet to Loratabs to Darvacet and some I don't even know about. Doctors did not want me in pain apparently. See three different doctors and they perscribe 3 different rounds of pain killers. I did not ask for any of it but hey who is to say I may not have a need sometime within the next year (of shelf life for these pills).
Boy Scout motto: Be prepared.





Course I was kicked out of the Boy Scouts for eating Brow.......well we won't go there. But anyway I am prepared.



:D

[BackHomePoke]

I did not ask for any of it but hey who is to say I may not have a need sometime within the next year (of shelf life for these pills).

Of course, a pharmacist once told me that they don't actually go bad; they just lose some of their potency. So even after the self life, they might still have some use.:D

[jakeman]

Definitely save some of those for when you are feeling better.