OSS members welcome our new moderator

[AnniePokely]

CactusJack! Most of you know him, and the ones that don't just need to know that he's big...and he's MEAN.


If you have any questions, especially the new members, feel free to drop one of your mods/admins a note and we'll be glad to help you out. We have the best team of moderators around! You can also take a look on the customer service board and post a question there.

Owner/Admin team:
AnniePokely
Verb


Mods:
Andyokstate
BigBadBen
CactusJack
Inky

[Lewis the Pike]

welcome aboard cactusjack; I take it you won't be talking trash, about people once you ban them, right?

If not then, :D

[cactusjack]

Yes...I only trash talk banned people on other boards. I thought you would like that.

Jane is one that I'll be watching......

This is a move that Annie feels the board will need as we see continued growth into the summer and football season. Look forward to it, I think.

[AnniePokely]

Oh please..

you BEGGED me to be a part of it all





:cowbell:

[BigBadBen]

We're Doomed!!!!

[osujane]

There goes the neighborhood - :D :pete: :) :ousucksnana:

Just joking, uh..... sort of. :food-smiley-004:

[okstatepike]

Boo!!! ;)

[cactusjack]

Now, now....No booing.

Jane, if you give me any trouble, I'll send you out to eat at Othello's with this freak! He's already starting to spin the Self talk, as the goons realize their worst fears are becoming reality.......:)







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[Mr. Orange-Power]

catusjack, Welcome Aboard as a New Moderator!

In an effort to introduce yourself to the board, please take a moment to fill out the following survey:


New Moderator Quiz

1. How long have you been a Cowboy Fan? Since….
a. Andrea Riley
b. Josh Fields
c. R.W. McQuarters
d. Bryant Reeves
e. Barry Sanders
f. Ernest Anderson
g. Terry Miller
h. Jon Kolb
i. Myron Roderick
j. Bob Fenimore
k. Earl McCready


2. Which best describes you as a new poster?
a. Sunshine Pumper
b. Negative Neigh-bob
c. Spelling Nazi
d. Lurker

3. Is the new GIA as loud or louder than the original?
a. Yes
b. No

4. When an older alumni politely ask you to “Sit Down”, the appropriate response is?
a. @!*% You! I paid for these seats!
b. Look!!! They’re having a special at Furr’s Cafeteria!
c. I’m sorry, would you like to switch seats?
d. Bubbles, is that you?!!

5. When our team loses, your first response towards the coach is to?
a. Fire Him!!!
b. Be patient, he knows way more about the team than you
c. Get on-line and take over coaching duties
d. Wait for someone else to say something negative and then agree with them

6. When you hear of ticket prices going up, you…
a. Bitch about Holder
b. Thank T.Boone
c. Drop your seats
d. Get a better job

7. Which would you like to post more about, OSU or OU?
a. OSU
b. OU

8. You believe the players, coaches and the administration reads these boards?
a. Yes
b. No

9. Do you feel the DOK, TW or Sports Animal gives OSU a fair shake?
a. Yes
b. No

10. Who revived the “ORANGE-POWER” Cheer?
a. The Orange Robe Guy
b. OSUSTORM
c. Mr. Orange-Power
d. Crazy George

[topdaug]

There goes the neighborhood - :D :pete: :) :ousucksnana:

Just joking, uh..... sort of. :food-smiley-004:

No, the neighborhood will be gone when I'm made a moderator of this board....

:):):)

[cactusjack]

1) Terry Miller

2) A, but I am a glass is half empty kind of guy.

3) The loudest I ever heard was at a wrestling match in the old....NO

4) A , unless its OSUjane

5) C

6) D

7) A

8) A (I know)

9) B

10) C (storm is reviving the overalls look)

[BigBadBen]

No, the neighborhood will be gone when I'm made a moderator of this board....

:):):)





Thats the funniest thing Ive read all day!! heh heh

[JimBob]

Now, now....No booing.

Jane, if you give me any trouble, I'll send you out to eat at Othello's with this freak! He's already starting to spin the Self talk, as the goons realize their worst fears are becoming reality.......:)







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Gawd, I can't believe you'd consider doing that to anyone. The only thing wrong with that pic is there should be a big ol' douche-bag on his shirt.

[Boss 24]

what the hell is a cactusjack

[osujane]

Now, now....No booing.

Jane, if you give me any trouble, I'll send you out to eat at Othello's with this freak! He's already starting to spin the Self talk, as the goons realize their worst fears are becoming reality.......:)







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Wow, you're just downright mean and cruel. :(

I'm not going anywhere near that troll! :ousucksnana:

[Ostate]

what the hell is a cactusjack

Maybe this will answer question on what a cactus Jack is!

From: http://www.cactusjacks.net/

Cactus, Plants, and Care

When Columbus came to the New World, cacti were some of the first things that caught his eye. The novel species was not indigenous to any part of Europe and very rare in most of Asia and Africa–and had thus far remained unseen by the foreigners. Discovery of this plant lead to what the Native Americans had known for a long time: the cactus is a very unique plant.

Cacti are most distinguished for their extraordinary ability to retain water in arid regions. Because of this characteristic, the cactus is referred to as a succulent. Succulents are plants that can retain water better for long periods of time, and they are notable for their fleshy appearance. Some other characteristics of succulents are: waxy skin, absence of leaves, and stems that act as the main site for photosynthesis. All cacti are succulents, but not all succulents are cacti (for example, the aloe plant is not a cactus).

When people think of a cactus, they usually picture a saguaro. These are the tall, “armed” cacti that litter the American Southwest, including Arizona, New Mexico, and most of Mexico. These are the biggest kind of cacti–and the biggest saguaro is in Maricopa County, Arizona, which measures in at 13.8 m tall. However, these plants grow very slow–it can take up to 75 years to develop one of their side arms.

Another common cactus is the prickly pear cactus. These are probably the most durable type of cacti; they can withstand colder temperatures than any other (they are also the only cactus that can grow in the eastern United States). Even though they’re smaller than the saguaro, prickly pears have two types of protection: long, sharp spines and small, nearly-invisible spines called glochids. Avoid touching prickly pear cacti because the glochids are very irritating and hard to remove from the skin. The prickly pear cactus is also believed to have special medicinal properties. The plant contains high levels of alkaloids and other compounds that have been known to treat diabetes. The sap also can be used as a hair conditioner.

Cacti have become incredibly popular house plants due to the low amount of attention they need and their spectacular flowers. Because of their amazing water-retaining abilities, some cacti only need to be watered three times a year!

Cactus flowers are unique in that instead of resting on a stem, the petals sit on the rim of a hollow tube that holds inner stamins, the cilia-like stems that hold the plant’s pollen. The tube can extend several inches off the plant to attract wandering bugs and bats (nocturnal animals, since most cacti flower at night). Often, the flowers only bloom for a couple hours a day (or life), making the plant’s reproductive life very delicate.

Owners should never put their plants in easily-accessible areas if they have small children or animals in the household: sometimes curiosity can lead to a nasty poke from those spines.

[JimBob]

Wow, you're just downright mean and cruel. :(

I'm not going anywhere near that troll! :ousucksnana:

Hell, you need to be more positive. A free dinner at Othello's with a troll; he might "surprise" you!:D

[Ostate]

Now, now....No booing.

Jane, if you give me any trouble, I'll send you out to eat at Othello's with this freak! He's already starting to spin the Self talk, as the goons realize their worst fears are becoming reality.......:)







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Jack,

looks like your got your first post to edit! I am reporting the poster above, I think you should ban him.

[Alfred E Newman]

Jack -- I think for starters you should ban yourself for such a lame sig pic. :)

But seriously, is that picture a result of the many wonders of Photoshop or is a$$crack really that much of a dweeb?

[SeaOfOrange]

Jack -- I think for starters you should ban yourself for such a lame sig pic. :)

But seriously, is that picture a result of the many wonders of Photoshop or is a$$crack really that much of a dweeb?


Asscrack has a face for radio. He pulls his shorts up high and tucks his "Moobs" (man-boobs) into them. And the "junk" that belongs in the shorts was torn off by one of his fans at Henry Hudsons.

Nothing to see here, people. Move along.

[MustangPokeFan]

1) 3) The loudest I ever heard was at a wrestling match in the old....NO

You're absolutely right. It was around 1986 or so and an epic match between OSU and Penn State. We were #1 in one poll and they were #2 and it was reversed in the other poll. It was the match to determine who was really #1.

We were behind by 4 or 5 points going to the heavyweight match and Tom Erickson pinned the heavyweight from Penn State to win the match. It seemed like it took a half hour for him to get the pin call and it just got louder and louder the longer he had him on his back. The roof blew off of the place when the ref slapped the mat and my ears rang for about two days! I was on the top row of old Gallagher Hall and was trying to scream something to my friend standing next to me. All he could see were my lips moving.

Possibly the most exciting sporting event I've ever been to. Certainly in my top ten!

[acefin]

Asscrack has a face for radio. He pulls his shorts up high and tucks his "Moobs" (man-boobs) into them. And the "junk" that belongs in the shorts was torn off by one of his fans at Henry Hudsons.

Nothing to see here, people. Move along.

I never thought i would agree with Sea, but seeing Al on this message board is like seeing a painting of Bob Knight , Jim Trebber , and Howard Schnellenbeger (spelling) posing as the three musketeers.

noboddy should have to see or hear AL Eshback anywhere he gives a new meaning to being a damn yankee .

[Lewis the Pike]

No, the neighborhood will be gone when I'm made a moderator of this board....

:):):)

hate agreeing with a paperclip; but :food-smiley-004::food-smiley-004:

[Gman]

Jack -- I think for starters you should ban yourself for such a lame sig pic. :)

But seriously, is that picture a result of the many wonders of Photoshop or is a$$crack really that much of a dweeb?

No photoshop. There's also a classic picture of Rosie O'Donnell, I mean Mark Rodgers, from that same OU basketball event.

[cactusjack]

Here is another of the troll.....nice form....and the skin under the left elbow reminds me of Linda Cavanaugh's neck before her surgery last year, lol

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[JimBob]

Here is another of the troll.....nice form....and the skin under the left elbow reminds me of Linda Cavanaugh's neck before her surgery last year, lol

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OMG!! My mother passed away a couple of years ago at age 89. Linda always made her want to puke, many years before Gumby stole the line.:)

[kruxter]

Here is another of the troll.....nice form....and the skin under the left elbow reminds me of Linda Cavanaugh's neck before her surgery last year, lol

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He must be shooting at a 6 foot goal. And what is up with that grotesque deformed right hand? Do trolls also have feet like a three-toed sloth?

[Alfred E Newman]

I am surprised he even goes out in public.

[cactusjack]

It is shocking when you see it for the first time isn't it Alfred?

No wonder he goes on vacations around the world by himself. That, and he probably buys time with 12 year olds.....

[kruxter]

It is shocking when you see it for the first time isn't it Alfred?

No wonder he goes on vacations around the world by himself. That, and he probably buys time with 12 year olds.....

He seems to frequent countries where 12 year old boy sex slaves are common. I'm sure it's just a coincidence. And that he goes alone is also a coincidence.