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OSUFan
03-27-2008, 09:01 AM
Wow! A felony! Maybe now, those sooners will keep their hands to themselves. Did Beckett incur any injuries? I don't remember.


Wed March 26, 2008
OU fan ordered to trial in assault caseBy Jay F. Marks
Staff Writer

A University of Oklahoma fan was ordered today to stand trial on a felony assault charge accusing him of tearing a Texas fan's scrotum in a bar fight.

Allen Michael Beckett, 54, maintains he was only defending himself from a younger, bigger man, but the other man testified Beckett "attacked" him without provocation.

Brian Thomas said Beckett began harassing him as soon as he and a friend stepped into Henry Hudson's Pub in June.

"The second we walked in the door, a gentleman started mouthing off about my Texas Longhorns shirt," he said.

Thomas, 35, said Beckett kept making gestures at him so he decided to leave the bar about 20 to 30 minutes after he arrived.

He paid his tab and turned to leave when Beckett grabbed his crotch.

Thomas said the other man did not let go until other bar patrons broke up the scuffle.

During the struggle, he said he heard and felt his scrotum tear.

The injury required more than 60 stitches and left behind a "very ugly scar," Thomas said.

An Oklahoma County judge refused to reduce the felony assault charge to a misdemeanor, as requested by Beckett's attorneys.

Beckett is due back in court April 16 for a pre-trial conference before Judge Twyla Mason Gray.


http://newsok.com/article/3221404

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FloridaPoke
03-27-2008, 09:04 AM
I believe a conviction is in the bag

andyokstate
03-27-2008, 09:13 AM
I believe a conviction is in the bag

That's a ballsy statement.

okstatepike
03-27-2008, 09:18 AM
That's a ballsy statement.

They'd be nuts not to convict.

bleedorange
03-27-2008, 09:35 AM
Well ain't that a kick in the nuts.

bleedorange
03-27-2008, 09:36 AM
That's a ballsy statement.

No need to get teste

MajorMike
03-27-2008, 09:54 AM
Personally I think the guy is a lyin' sack.

andyokstate
03-27-2008, 09:55 AM
No need to get teste

Don't be so stiff about things.

bleedorange
03-27-2008, 09:57 AM
Don't be so stiff about things.

You've lost your marbles.

OSUFan
03-27-2008, 10:32 AM
So I guess it was a testicle spectacle.

andyokstate
03-27-2008, 11:01 AM
You've lost your marbles.

What a grab bag of comments.

OSUFan
03-27-2008, 11:12 AM
Gives new meaning to a "Texas Hold 'em", huh?

andyokstate
03-27-2008, 11:13 AM
I think this might end up with a hung jury.

OSUFan
03-27-2008, 11:17 AM
I think this might end up with a hung jury.

I am told Beckett is a big John Daly fan... you know, grip it and rip it!

BigBadBen
03-27-2008, 11:46 AM
Some of these comments are limp

PokeNBeans
03-27-2008, 11:51 AM
Let's not get crotchety

BigBadBen
03-27-2008, 11:54 AM
I hear that Thomas wanted Becket investigated, so he hired a Private Dick.

frankeaton
03-27-2008, 12:09 PM
this needs to go into the "Hall of Fame" :food-smiley-004:

Superaggie2
03-27-2008, 12:31 PM
I just hope the lawyers don't dick around on this case.

bleedorange
03-27-2008, 01:03 PM
He had the whorn world...in his hand,
he had the whorn world...in his hand,

he had the whorn world...in his hand,
he had the whorn in his hand.

He had his itty bitty pee pee...in his hand,
he had his itty bitty pee pee...in his hand,

he had his itty bitty pee pee...in his hand,
he had his pee pee in his hand.

:cowbell:

snuffy
03-27-2008, 01:33 PM
The mod's need to get a grip on this thread before it gets out of control.

andyokstate
03-27-2008, 01:36 PM
I'm becoming a bit detached from this conversation.

bleedorange
03-27-2008, 02:49 PM
I'm becoming a bit detached from this conversation.

Why don't you grow a pair and get back in the dialogue?

bleedorange
03-27-2008, 02:58 PM
http://www.peanutallergy.com/books/nut.gif

SeaOfOrange
03-27-2008, 09:29 PM
I guess I'm just "mixed-up" on this argument.

http://www.emeraldnuts.com/press/images/products/Deluxe_Mixed_Nuts.jpg