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panhandler62
03-12-2008, 04:51 PM
I hardly know what to say about this one...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080312/ap_on_re_us/woman_in_bathroom;_ylt=AqHgiAZzH6wK.TieLRjqAw6s0NU E

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

:huh2:
FloridaPoke
03-12-2008, 11:28 PM
I hardly know what to say about this one...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080312/ap_on_re_us/woman_in_bathroom;_ylt=AqHgiAZzH6wK.TieLRjqAw6s0NU E

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

:huh2:

I have so many good one-liners that came to me immediately.....all inappropriate.....and all hilarious....that all I could do was call my writing partners in NY and pass them along, otherwise you people wouldn't face me again.

An overactive, sick, comedic mind is not necessarily a good thing sometimes.

But the funniest line is in the article itself without the benefit of creativity

........He checked on her daily and, per him, her response was "Maybe tomorrow?" Holy cow, I can't stop laughing.
BigBadBen
03-13-2008, 07:21 AM
I find it humorous that the Sheriff's name is Whipple.

Dont squeeze the Charmin!
osupsycho
03-13-2008, 08:20 AM
What is so strange about this story? Isn't it a fact that women take forever in the bathroom... :rollseyes:
GoPokes82sMom
03-13-2008, 08:26 AM
What is so strange about this story? Isn't it a fact that women take forever in the bathroom... :rollseyes:

Not in my house! That would be Keith! :D
SeaOfOrange
03-13-2008, 09:51 PM
Not in my house! That would be Keith! :D

Which falls under the category of T.M. freakin' I.


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GoPokes82sMom
03-14-2008, 04:51 AM
Which falls under the category of T.M. freakin' I.


:p:party-smiley-018:

osupsycho started it...

:action-smiley-033:
panhandler62
03-14-2008, 05:27 AM
Now.. just because I enjoy a good book from time to time ...