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FloridaPoke

04-10-2010, 11:44 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5hnk36J-Wc&feature=player_embedded

WyomingOSUAlum

04-10-2010, 09:09 PM

If you watched that repeatedly and were REALLY hammered or stoned, would you start tapping your foot to that little tune?

FloridaPoke

04-11-2010, 01:47 AM

I've been singing it all day :)

GoPokes83

04-11-2010, 11:23 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRerwXWTRjM&feature=related

Seroiusly... WTF do the Japanese think of us?

FalseGod

04-12-2010, 01:40 PM

All the phrases are especially useful when chained with the first video's.

Take anything you want, I have a bad case of diarrhea.
Spare me my life, I have a bad case of diarrhea.
etc. etc.

GoPokes83

04-12-2010, 05:08 PM

That dude in the second video needs to re-read those bandit bandanna instructions.

FalseGod

04-13-2010, 07:23 AM

I think he was mentally challenged, so go easy on him.

WyomingOSUAlum

04-13-2010, 07:02 PM

He was going for the Amish female bandit look:

http://frysingerreunion.org/1/us/amish682.jpg