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WyomingOSUAlum
04-08-2010, 09:30 AM
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Oklahoma City man with 'fetish for flatulence' tells police he was sexually assaulted




FROM STAFF REPORTS Published: April 7, 2010


An Oklahoma City man seeking a "friend" who shares his "fetish for flatulence" told police he was sexually assaulted by a man he met online, according to police report released today.


The 27-year-old man told police Friday he exchanged phone numbers in January with another man, who sent text messages with graphic sexual questions and comments, some of which the victim saved and showed to police.

The victim agreed to meet the man March 27 and went to his Oklahoma City apartment about 11 p.m. because the man said he would "fart for me," the victim told police.

The police report said the victim has autism.

The man took the victim into his bedroom and began to sexually assault him, which the victim said he pretended to enjoy because he was scared and is "not much of a fighter," according to the report. The victim told police the man threatened to beat him up.

The man told the victim to leave about 1 a.m. because his mother was going to wake up and leave for work soon, the report states. The victim did not report the incident until Friday because he was embarrassed, he told police.

FloridaPoke
04-08-2010, 10:58 AM
scared and not much of a fighter? After sexually assaulting him, the guy made him leave because his Mother was about to get up and go to work? All he wanted was a little flatulance? And he is autistic? Man, there is a lot going on in that 8 sentences.

CoachOSU
04-09-2010, 08:05 AM
Is this what they mean by "turn the other cheek"?



Hehe sorry I had too.

bleedorange
04-09-2010, 08:15 AM
I wonder if they'll send him to the gas chamber?

andyokstate
04-09-2010, 09:07 AM
There sure is a cloud hanging over this.

MajorMike
04-09-2010, 09:10 AM
The whole thing stinks, if you ask me.

andyokstate
04-09-2010, 09:23 AM
They really need to clear the air.

bleedorange
04-09-2010, 09:25 AM
What's the charge....assault with a silent but deadly weapon?

MajorMike
04-09-2010, 09:44 AM
I think this topic needs to pass.

bleedorange
04-09-2010, 09:47 AM
I think this topic needs to pass.

I fart in your general direction.

MajorMike
04-09-2010, 09:50 AM
Go away or I will taunt you a second time.

andyokstate
04-09-2010, 10:10 AM
In history, he will be known as Flatucles. If he were a boxer, he would be Gassius Clay.

CoachOSU
04-09-2010, 11:25 AM
Just like dad always says " Always do your best and put your best fart foward."






Or was that foot? hmmmm......

MajorMike
04-09-2010, 01:37 PM
That guy needs to go to church so he can sit in his own pew.

WyomingOSUAlum
04-09-2010, 02:20 PM
That guy needs to go to church so he can sit in his own pew.

:)

MemphisPoke
04-10-2010, 06:07 AM
I think the reporters smelled a good story and ran from it, excuse me, ran with it.

But I have faith in my home state folks and believe they will rise above the stench and let this story just pass like the wind.

wood911
04-10-2010, 06:47 AM
Something doesn't smell right here. :o