AllAmericanMayes76

[BigBadBen]

Welcome to the board.


I hope you enjoy it here & feel free to chime in on anything & everything.

[barryrules]

Great to have you here Big Sam!!

[Verb]

Sam, we're tickled to have you here. So nice to hear the opinion of someone who actually knows about football. Please post early and often!

[SeaOfOrange]

That's my boy, Sam Mayes!

You guys lighten up on him. He's shy! LOL











:):cool-smiley-027:

[AllamericanMayes76]

Thank you for welcoming me!!! I have been so busy this week with my new job but I will definitely make this amazing site my new home for posting!! Go Pokes!

[Mr. Orange-Power]

Sam, Welcome Aboard!

In an effort to introduce yourself to the board, please take a moment to fill out the following survey:


New Member Quiz

1. How long have you been a Cowboy Fan? Since….
a. Ty Wright
b. Rashaun Woods
c. Sam Mayes
d. Bryant Reeves
e. Barry Sanders
f. Ernest Anderson
g. Terry Miller
h. Jon Kolb
i. Myron Roderick
j. Bob Fenimore
k. Earl McCready


2. Which best describes you as a new poster?
a. Sunshine Pumper
b. Negative Neigh-bob
c. Spelling Nazi
d. Lurker

3. Is the new GIA as loud or louder than the original?
a. Yes
b. No

4. When an older alumni politely ask you to “Sit Down”, the appropriate response is?
a. @!*% You! I paid for these seats!
b. Look!!! They’re having a special at Furr’s Cafeteria!
c. I’m sorry, would you like to switch seats?
d. Bubbles, is that you?!!

5. When our team loses, your first response towards the coach is to?
a. Fire Him!!!
b. Be patient, he knows way more about the team than you
c. Get on-line and take over coaching duties
d. Wait for someone else to say something negative and then agree with them

6. When you hear of ticket prices going up, you…
a. Bitch about Holder
b. Thank T.Boone
c. Drop your seats
d. Get a better job

7. Which would you like to post more about, OSU or OU?
a. OSU
b. OU

8. You believe the players, coaches and the administration reads these boards?
a. Yes
b. No

9. Do you feel the DOK, TW or Sports Animal gives OSU a fair shake?
a. Yes
b. No

10. Who revived the “ORANGE-POWER” Cheer?
a. The Orange Robe Guy
b. Mister E
c. Mr. Orange-Power
d. Crazy George

[MajorMike]

Geez, people, don't scare him away; he just got here.

[AnniePokely]

Geez, people, don't scare him away; he just got here.



*Laughing*

[kaje]

I hope he's been a fan before C.

[BigBadBen]

I'm so glad Crazy George brought back "Orange Power".

He was awesome! I really liked the orange jumpsuit.
Now were stuck with MrOP & his cutoff nutters.


or do I have that backwards?
I'm always comfuse those two guys.....:D



Just kidding Lee!:cowboy:

Hey Lee, check your PM's.

[bleedorange]

I'm so glad Crazy George brought back "Orange Power".

That Krazy sucker was at the Blazers game last weekend, and sadly, I can attest that neither his vein-popping scream, his lame cheers, his obnoxious drum, nor his cutoff nutters...have changed.

[BigBadBen]

Who are the idiots in charge of promotions that hire that old retard?

dang.

[JimBob]

Who are the idiots in charge of promotions that hire that old retard?

dang.

The same ones that brought you "the most potent offense in the world".:rollseyes:

[Gman]

That Krazy sucker was at the Blazers game last weekend, and sadly, I can attest that neither his vein-popping scream, his lame cheers, his obnoxious drum, nor his cutoff nutters...have changed.

"And it better be LOUD!!!"

[AllamericanMayes76]

I have not taken a quiz since college but...
1) e
2) a and d
3) b
4) a
5) c
6) a and d
7) a
8) b
9)b
10) undecided I think I brought back the orange power :)

[barryrules]

I have not taken a quiz since college but...

10) undecided I think I brought back the orange power :)


Good answer!!

[SeaOfOrange]

You know what's funny?

I've never heard anybody call Sam by his real name. Me and everybody I know call Sam, "Big Sam Mayes".

Just a weird random thought that I had.

[barryrules]

now that you mention it, I've always called him Big Sam too!

[MarkOSU]

That sounds like a porno name "Big Sam Mayes Whips It Out"

[AllamericanMayes76]

That sounds like a porno name "Big Sam Mayes Whips It Out"

Thanks to you Mark I am looking for a new career path:food-smiley-004: