Gundy to name Reubens offensive coordinator

[Lewis the Pike]

Mike Gundy has agreed to terms with virtual coaching unknown Paul Reubens. Not active through the last decade, and most of the 90's. He is best known for his "secret word" attack and working with players on their footwork.

When reached for comment, he said his strategy "will differ from Gundy and the current setup," but reminded the press, "that his offense has beaten himself in the past as well also"

You can google him to find more about him.

I am expecting more of the same results.....

[OSUFan]

I thought he was going to hire Andrew Dice Clay.

[bleedorange]

I am expecting more of the same results.....

I would too. Our offense has been playing peewee ball for a while now.

[andyokstate]

Peewee calls a run up the middle, which gets stuffed for a 2 yard loss.

"I meant to do that."

[Landscapepoke]

We will have one hell of a touchdown Dance though.

[MemphisPoke]

When he comes on the field with the team will the lights go down real low and Clarence Carter's song "Strokin" be played?

[Verb]

Tequila!!

[superpoke]

Unfortunately, Reubens made a demand on which he was not willing to budge.

That demand was the replacement of Pistol Pete as the mascot. Instead, this fellow will be roaming our sidelines now:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_j5if2Zzrl0Y/SoxtT5eK4rI/AAAAAAAAABw/EAd4UQY_zcU/s400/Cowboy_Curtis.jpg

[kaje]

Cowboy Morpheus would be awwwwwesome.

[Scott]

Cowboy Morpheus would be awwwwwesome.

Do you think that's an offense you're seeing? :D

[andyokstate]

Do you think that's an offense you're seeing? :D

"There is no offense." Er, spoon.

[MajorMike]

I wonder if the popcorn buckets will be sold with a hole in the bottom.