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BigBadBen
10-13-2009, 08:54 AM
BOSTON - President Barack Obama won the 2010 Boston Marathon on Friday in a stunning decision designed to encourage him to quit smoking and keep running to stay in shape. The Boston Athletic Association announced their decision to name Obama the winner even though the race will not be run until 18 April 2010 because the president has the desire to win and has
good intentions.

In announcing Obama the winner the president of the BAA said, "We must rise above the out dated measurements of what a person actually has accomplished and focus instead on their intentions and what they say they will do. Intentions and talk are what drive the world." Congressman Barney Frank and Chinese Vice President XI Jinping seated nearby reiterated these words.

The BAA also noted that no president has won the marathon before. This would set a good example for all future presidents of the United States and for other countries such as Iran and North Korea that intentions really matter.

Many observers were shocked by the unexpected decision before the race has even been run. However, when told of his win the President said he had really been thinking a lot about keeping in shape, talked with staff about cutting back on his smoking, and even read an article about the Boston Marathon.

Obama added that wining the Boston Marathon was better than any other award he has received including his Nobel Prize, Tony for best performance by leading actor, Emmy for outstanding lead actor in drama series, Golden Globe for best performance of an actor in a comedy, NASCAR Champion, World Series Most Valuable Player, Best Twitter Page, Heisman Trophy, and Teleprompters of America Best Reader.

bleedorange
10-13-2009, 09:00 AM
plus BO Sr. was Kenyan.

And the one thing that is as certain as death and taxes, is a Kenyan is going to win any given marathon.

pistolpete2002
10-13-2009, 09:07 AM
plus BO Sr. was Kenyan.

And the one thing that is as certain as death and taxes, is a Kenyan is going to win any given marathon.

Wasn't BO born in Kenya??? I can't remember that being discussed before..... :cool2:

MemphisPoke
10-14-2009, 08:54 AM
Obama Named Country Music Entertainer of the Year
Surprise Selection Shocks Nashville


NASHVILLE (The Bullhocky Report) - President Barack Obama stunned the country music world today by picking up its highest honor, Country Music Entertainer of the Year.

Mr. Obama was chosen unanimously, according to the Country Music Association, beating out such favorite as Carrie Underwood and Toby Keith.

In Nashville, country music insiders were shocked by Mr. Obama's selection, given that he has only been in office for nine months and during that time has yet to record a single country song.

But Mr. Obama was gracious in receiving the honor, saying that he was "honored and humbled" by the award before excusing himself to leave to accept the 2010 NBA MVP award .