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FloridaPoke
09-23-2009, 11:18 AM
A friend of mine in Toronto sent this to me.



http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny
AnniePokely
09-23-2009, 11:28 AM
Oh...........my................GAWD


I'm speechless.
FloridaPoke
09-23-2009, 11:40 AM
And the sad part is, I bet that approach works one out of ten times.
pistolpete2002
09-23-2009, 12:03 PM
I couldn't make it through the entire voicemail. The tone of his voice makes me want to rip my ears off!!!!!
MisterE-NYC
09-23-2009, 12:07 PM
I use to have a problem with drunk facebook messages rather then drunk dialing. One was almost as bad as that.
jakeman
09-23-2009, 12:18 PM
I know some Greek guys like that.
3RPete
09-23-2009, 01:51 PM
MisterE, I think you let me read the message that you are referring to. I will agree your facebook messages were pretty bad, but not as bad as this guy.
MisterE-NYC
09-23-2009, 02:53 PM
I am pretty sure I did too. It was pretty bad, and didnt make much sense. I had the art show, bad english, and just sounded like a pathetic dope. This guy was trying to make himself sound like all that.
I guess I could post it, though it is kinda embarrassing. Maybe I will do a little to start with.

"hello. whatsn up. i know you havent checked facebook in a while. its 5:09 am and i just talked to you. we were both drunk. i still am. i asked if i could take you to dinner sometime once i stilly. said i didnt have your number"

So, I sent that, as I was typing, so immediately after that was sent I sent

"whoa, that sent before i was ready. i was trying to explain that you said just send you a facebook message, but it turned out wrong. C******, once we are back in stillwater, can i take you out to dinner? i know you said yes once but you could have been humoring me..."

There of course is more, but this is just a taste.
BigBadBen
09-23-2009, 04:00 PM
A friend of mine in Toronto sent this to me.



http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny

Holy Crap!

What a schmuck!
Ivan
09-23-2009, 04:59 PM
And the sad part is, I bet that approach works one out of ten times.

He'd be better off doing the "naked man!" it works 2 out of 3.
JimBob
09-23-2009, 09:07 PM
A friend of mine in Toronto sent this to me.



http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny

I know a minimum of four of his sisters and none of 'em were tri-delts; never rodeo a crazy.:ph34r: