The Million Dollar OSS Fark Challenge! [Archive]

BigBadBen

01-30-2008, 03:32 PM

Okay, we havent had much Farking going on here lately, so lets see what you got.

This weeks challenge is to take anyone's sig picture and Fark it. Combine 2 or more if necessary.

A panel of Judges will make the final selection and award the winner $1,000,000!!!!

Rules:

1. Use any signature picture from any Ostatesports.com member(s).

2. Farks must not contain pornographic content.

3. Bonus points awarded for using JB's overgrown rat!

4. Judge's decisions are final.

5. No actual money will be awarded.

Pokevette

01-30-2008, 03:46 PM

Maybe you could add 1,000,000 to somebody's post count, making them look like a super stud poster?

Lewis the Pike

01-30-2008, 03:52 PM

....or someone with no internet restrictions at work

Verb

01-30-2008, 05:25 PM

Now this could be fun!

AnniePokely

01-30-2008, 06:00 PM

Ok, so can we add signatures for people to fark?

This sounds like fun! I wish i could fark.

:D

rodbakeriii

01-30-2008, 06:11 PM

1. Use any signature picture from any Ostatesports.com member(s).

uh oh.

2. 2. Farks must not contain pornographic content.

whew...!!!

JimBob

01-30-2008, 06:11 PM

Ok, so can we add signatures for people to fark?

This sounds like fun! I wish i could fark.

:D

Something tells me not to fark with this one.:D

Verb

01-30-2008, 06:12 PM

Ha Ha Ha!

AnniePokely

01-30-2008, 06:27 PM

JB, you're a farkin weirdo...

:D

BigBadBen

01-30-2008, 08:51 PM

come on you farkin slackers!

you know you all want to fark that poodle.

Rod will fark anything.

SeaOfOrange

01-30-2008, 09:17 PM

come on you farkin slackers!

you know you all want to fark that poodle.

Rod will fark anything.

No, I think he's only farking one at the moment.

And, ben, great idea and concept except that out of the 250 plus members we have, there are grand total of about 4 people with sig pics. So, somethings gotta give as to what can be farked.

In other words you should have just said make a fark of JimBob's afro-haired overgrown swamp rat. ;)

JimBob

01-30-2008, 09:19 PM

come on you farkin slackers!

you know you all want to fark that poodle.

Rod will fark anything.

He's toast if he tries to fark the poodle, unless we have video and can make a bunch of jing from it.:D

osujane

01-30-2008, 09:52 PM

Leave Charlie Brown ALONE. :confused:

BigBadBen

01-30-2008, 09:56 PM

No, I think he's only farking one at the moment.

And, ben, great idea and concept except that out of the 250 plus members we have, there are grand total of about 4 people with sig pics. So, somethings gotta give as to what can be farked.

In other words you should have just said make a fark of JimBob's afro-haired overgrown swamp rat. ;)

Fine, this contest is the best fark of that flying french rat!

Submissions are due before Monday. By that time we will surely have a photo we can fark!

Even if you dont think you can do it, give it a shot. Everyone has MS Paint. Or go download GIMP, for free.

Have fun & happy farking! Fark as often as you like. We like multiples!

CowboyJD

01-31-2008, 06:59 AM

Fine, this contest is the best fark of that flying french rat!

Submissions are due before Monday. By that time we will surely have a photo we can fark!

Even if you dont think you can do it, give it a shot. Everyone has MS Paint. Or go download GIMP, for free.

Have fun & happy farking! Fark as often as you like. We like multiples!

Did you say GIMP?

DON'T BRING OUT THE GIMP!

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Misdaad/PulpMarselluButch.jpg

Lewis the Pike

01-31-2008, 11:05 AM

I propose that we allow pics to be farked from "ugly mugs" thread....What say you??

BigBadBen

01-31-2008, 11:30 AM

Next contest.

Now, get to farkin that poodle.

BigBadBen

01-31-2008, 12:52 PM

Here ya go, something to get you going.
I threw this together at lunch.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e345/Hlavaty/PoodleSquat.jpg

Verb

01-31-2008, 12:59 PM

haha! Love it!

Pokit N

01-31-2008, 01:38 PM

That is great.

OSUFan

01-31-2008, 01:45 PM

I propose that we allow pics to be farked from "ugly mugs" thread....What say you??

Only if you make me look thinner. :D

AnniePokely

01-31-2008, 03:49 PM

hahaha, funny stuff ben!

I don't know how to fark, or i would.

And no smart a$$ replies from the peanut gallery :p

BigBadBen

01-31-2008, 04:14 PM

you can always find someone willing to give you free lessons.

:rolleyes:

WyomingOSUAlum

01-31-2008, 04:46 PM

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii85/goshaw/JBflyingsheep.jpg

Verb

01-31-2008, 04:49 PM

hahahaha!

JimBob

01-31-2008, 04:58 PM

So a basic short course is: copy the sig pic to MS paint, copy other "things" there too, upload "product" and post as image??

BTW, this really is animal abuse!:D

BigBadBen

01-31-2008, 05:02 PM

Thats awesome Wyoming!!! :D

JimBob

01-31-2008, 05:57 PM

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n221/JimBob-BR549/AttitudePaint.jpg

WyomingOSUAlum

01-31-2008, 06:07 PM

Nice, Martha Farker!

osupride97

01-31-2008, 07:01 PM

Lmao !!!!!!!!!!!

AnniePokely

01-31-2008, 07:35 PM

:D:D:D
funny stuff!

AnniePokely

01-31-2008, 07:37 PM

I don't guess i have MS paint..? I don't see it

JimBob

01-31-2008, 08:17 PM

It takes a little searching.:p

SeaOfOrange

01-31-2008, 08:25 PM

I don't guess i have MS paint..? I don't see it

If you're using Windows XP, go to start menu, go to Programs, Go to Accessories, go to Paint.

That's where it is for me. I'm using Windows XP Pro, in the "classic" version.

Hope that helps you locate MS Paint.

AnniePokely

01-31-2008, 08:41 PM

Doh!

Thanks J

SeaOfOrange

01-31-2008, 08:45 PM

Doh!

Thanks J

You mean I was "helpful"? Wow, my wife would never believe you said that. LOL

JimBob

01-31-2008, 08:47 PM

Doh!

Thanks J

Sorry, I guess I should have been more "explicit" about your farkin' search.

SeaOfOrange

01-31-2008, 08:55 PM

Sorry, I guess I should have been more "explicit" about your farkin' search.

Why don't you take that overgrown poodle and go Fark yourself.

JimBob

01-31-2008, 09:39 PM

Why don't you take that overgrown poodle and go Fark yourself.

That's really lame, fark-breath!

WyomingOSUAlum

01-31-2008, 10:21 PM

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii85/goshaw/Lewisthanksgiving.jpg?t=1201839620

BigBadBen

01-31-2008, 10:34 PM

If you want something better than MSPaint, go to:

http://www.gimp.org/

download the free photo editor.

You can also google GIMP tutorials, there are loads out there. A lot on youtube. you can learn how to use it.

Enjoy!

Verb

01-31-2008, 11:40 PM

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii85/goshaw/Lewisthanksgiving.jpg?t=1201839620

It hurts when you blow Coke Zero out your nose.

OSUFan

01-31-2008, 11:47 PM

Well, I tried to draw it but was unsuccessful. Someone could draw a magic flying carpet for the dog to fly on.

Landscapepoke

02-01-2008, 08:13 AM

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj227/sk4osu/NewFLyingGypsy-1.jpg

pistolpete2002

02-01-2008, 09:15 AM

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj227/sk4osu/NewFLyingGypsy-1.jpg

Now that's funny!!!! Just wait til Jimbob sees this!!! :)

topdaug

02-01-2008, 12:13 PM

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj227/sk4osu/NewFLyingGypsy-1.jpg

Brilliant!! That one's my choice for winner so far...that's hilarious...

BigBadBen

02-01-2008, 12:27 PM

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e345/Hlavaty/dog.jpg

Verb

02-01-2008, 02:06 PM

Y'all are killing me, here.

Landscapepoke

02-01-2008, 04:00 PM

HOW ORANGE ARE YOU??

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj227/sk4osu/whosyourdaddy.jpg

my second ever attempt at farking...

BigBadBen

02-01-2008, 04:06 PM

Go Gypsy Go!

Thats great!

AnniePokely

02-01-2008, 04:24 PM

:eek::eek::eek:

:D

Verb

02-01-2008, 06:35 PM

I'm dyin' here...

JimBob

02-01-2008, 08:59 PM

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n221/JimBob-BR549/AP2.jpg

MemphisPoke

02-01-2008, 10:41 PM

Lmao !

Landscapepoke

02-03-2008, 03:38 PM

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj227/sk4osu/shortonegetsit.jpg

JimBob

02-03-2008, 05:05 PM

You're in trouble now!!:D:D:D

AnniePokely

02-03-2008, 06:06 PM

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj227/sk4osu/shortonegetsit.jpg

LMAO!!

I knew it was only a matter of time before you losers started in on my little girl

:p

panhandler62

02-04-2008, 11:40 AM

(In Paul harvey voice....) Now you know the rest of the story....

http://www.ostatesports.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=36&d=1202146842

Pokit N

02-04-2008, 11:52 AM

HOW ORANGE ARE YOU??

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj227/sk4osu/whosyourdaddy.jpg

my second ever attempt at farking...

HO-LEEE HELL Thanks, that was hilarious.

BigBadBen

02-04-2008, 11:52 AM

Okay, the judges have made their decision.

This weeks winner is:
Landscapepoke

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj227/sk4osu/whosyourdaddy.jpg

Pokit N

02-04-2008, 11:57 AM

*Applause*

Verb

02-04-2008, 01:15 PM

How do you pick a winner with such bounty to choose from? I say give 'em ALL a million invisible dollars!

BigBadBen

02-04-2008, 01:18 PM

RULES ARE RULES!

Judges decision is final!

:D

Verb

02-04-2008, 01:23 PM

I spit on your rules! (Or did I drool on my chin?)

Landscapepoke

02-04-2008, 01:56 PM

WOO - HOO!!

I would (sob,sob) first like to thank,,, (sniff, Sniff) God and then, and then, (sob, Sob) My family.....and, and, and all my (sniff, sniff) friends for all the (boo, hoo..sniff sniff) Support!!

:D:D:D:D:D